If Not Coffee: Productivity = 0 Hoodie – Funny Programmer Coffee Sweatshirt | Coding Humor Pullover

2026-02-25T15:34:16+05:30

Price: 37.22 - 43.75 (70 variants)

The If Not Coffee: Productivity = 0 Hoodie is built for developers, students, and makers who measure output in caffeine levels.

Featuring a clean retro dialog-box style graphic, this hoodie delivers subtle coder humor without loud graphics. It’s a quiet nod to late-night debugging, sprint deadlines, study marathons, and long coffee shop sessions.

Crafted from a balanced cotton-poly fleece blend, the midweight fabric provides warmth without stiffness. The double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, and roomy kangaroo pocket add structure and everyday functionality.

Perfect for:

• Programmers & software engineers

• College students & tech majors

• Startup founders & remote workers

• Coffee lovers with deadlines

• Minimal humor streetwear fans

Simple logic. Honest math.

If not coffee → productivity = 0.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly fabric for warmth and soft drape

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- Kangaroo pouch pocket and color-matched drawcord with double-lined hood

- DTF/DTG printed design with optional embroidery placement

- Classic fit with tear-away label and OEKO-TEX–friendly dyes