The If Not Coffee: Productivity = 0 Hoodie is built for developers, students, and makers who measure output in caffeine levels.
Featuring a clean retro dialog-box style graphic, this hoodie delivers subtle coder humor without loud graphics. It’s a quiet nod to late-night debugging, sprint deadlines, study marathons, and long coffee shop sessions.
Crafted from a balanced cotton-poly fleece blend, the midweight fabric provides warmth without stiffness. The double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, and roomy kangaroo pocket add structure and everyday functionality.
Perfect for:
• Programmers & software engineers
• College students & tech majors
• Startup founders & remote workers
• Coffee lovers with deadlines
• Minimal humor streetwear fans
Simple logic. Honest math.
If not coffee → productivity = 0.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly fabric for warmth and soft drape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and color-matched drawcord with double-lined hood
- DTF/DTG printed design with optional embroidery placement
- Classic fit with tear-away label and OEKO-TEX–friendly dyes
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
